Shopping for a Man

The men in our lives are so hard to shop for - am I right, ladies? Especially my man, who has returned pretty near every gift I've ever gotten him. I should just give up but every year I try anew to find something he will use and appreciate.

If you have a man in your life who is hard to buy for, allow me these suggestions.

Mario Batali Pizza Peel

I'm not entirely sure what this is? I'm thinking that you use it to remove a pizza from the oven? Which, if that's the case, every man needs one of these. I have no idea how the boys in my house have lived without one.

Rockin' Dad Steak Branding Iron Gift Set

There are high-end places where you can get your man's name or initials made into a brand that he can use to - literally - brand his steaks. Which is cheaper than a dude ranch vacation, I guess, but every bit as manly. If you can't afford a personalized one, you can get him this one, which says simply, "DAD."

Minnesota Vikings 4-piece BBQ Tools Set

Because if there's anyone outside grilling in December, it's those nutty Minnesotans.

Inflatable Moose Head

I didn't say they were GOOD ideas. Next.

Tailgate Golf Game

Again, not sure, but I think this is for those annoying people who are always "practicing" their golf swing? Which means it's the perfect gift for every boss I've ever had.

Tiki Head Tissue Box Cover

Hilarious, right? Well you and I might not think so, but the everlasting 12-year-olds in your life will totally think it's great.

Call of Duty 4

What makes Call of Duty 4 better than Call of Duty 3, 2 or 1? Beats me. But I can guarantee you that my boys will be playing this nonstop come January. If they're not already.

All gifts available at Target.com.